When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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jack off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.