I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Fart at home

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.