arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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being super bored at school

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Your mom

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I eat ass

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.