Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.