Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Take baths

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.