I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I put big spaces in between comments

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.