slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.