At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I want to suck on your penis

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.