I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.