Think of numbers as male or female.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.