Your mom

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.