Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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KICK THE CAN

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I want to suck on your penis

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.