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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I eat ass

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.