When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.