i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

thumb_up thumb_down -34

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

thumb_up thumb_down -38

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.