I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Play Minecraft

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.