pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.