When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.