when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.