do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Play Minecraft

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.