When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.