When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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KICK THE CAN

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.