Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When out I like to "people watch."

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.