Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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misread dig bick

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.