Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Play Minecraft

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.