When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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get really confused

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.