I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.