At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.