In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.