Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.