I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.