when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Talk to my cat.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Poop naked.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.