Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Pretend i'm a sim.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I refuse to forward chain letters

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.