When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.