While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.