- Things You Think Only You Do

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Talk to my cat.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.