Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.