- Things You Think Only You Do

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.