I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.