This song will not come out of my head!

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.