- Things You Think Only You Do

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I eat ass

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Ur mum

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.