At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Pee in the shower

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.