I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Set Fire to the Rain

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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speak proper english

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.