right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Picking my nose.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.