sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.