When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Pee in the shower

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Pee in the shower

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.