Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.