when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.