When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.