When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I think about other women when having sex

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.