I have never watched Star Wars.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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sing like a pro in da shower

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.