Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.