I can't trill my R's

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.