Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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humiliating little girls

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Brake for tail-gaters

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.