do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I toot.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.