I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.