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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Be a loner at school

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.