i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.