When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Courtesy flush.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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My parents are annoying.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.