I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.