Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.