When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

thumb_up thumb_down -57

My parents are annoying.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

thumb_up thumb_down -87

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

thumb_up thumb_down +32

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.