Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Poo really loud

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.