When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.