Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.