When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.