Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.