When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Ur mum

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Pee in the shower

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.