Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.