I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.