I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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blink

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Ur mum

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.