sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.