sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Play as both sides on fifa

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.