- Things You Think Only You Do

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.