I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I hit the frig after sex

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Vote for the other guy

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.