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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Eat ice by itself

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.