I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.