thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.