place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.