I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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being super bored at shool

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Eat ice by itself

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.