Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

This song will not come out of my head!

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

wonder who wrote these things

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.