I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.