- Things You Think Only You Do

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.