text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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KICK THE CAN

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.