I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.