On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I refuse to forward chain letters

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I can't trill my R's

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.