turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Poop naked.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I never feel bored

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.