When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.