Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.