When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.