realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.