Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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wonder who wrote these things

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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get really confused

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pee in the shower

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.