something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.