start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Pee in the shower

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.