I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.