I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.