ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Poop naked.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.