I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Take baths

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.