Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

thumb_up thumb_down -74

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

thumb_up thumb_down -80

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

thumb_up thumb_down -82

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

thumb_up thumb_down -84

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.