When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.