- Things You Think Only You Do

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Your mom

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Pee in my work garbage can.

i masturbate with my feet

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

wipe your hands on your pants

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.