Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.