When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.