When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I cant ride a bike

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I really like taking shits.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Poo really loud

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.