When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really like taking shits.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.