When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.