When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Ur mum

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.