Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I piss in the bed every night

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.