Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.