read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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fap

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.