Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Mayada stupid

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Only use the left earphone.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.