On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.