Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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wonder who wrote these things

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.