When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.