When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I pee in the shower.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.