Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.