When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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ASMR

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.