Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.