Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Eat ice by itself

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.