Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.