I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.