When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get really confused

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I know how to type a ¿

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.