Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

check shower for murder then pee

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

I think about other women when having sex

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.