When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Pee in the shower

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.