I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.