I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I really like taking shits.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.