Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.