When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.