- Things You Think Only You Do

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.