When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.