Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.