Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Play Minecraft

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.