Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.