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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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Courtesy flush.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.