Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.