I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.