Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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check shower for murder then pee

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.