I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.