Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.