Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.