Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.