Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I have a phobia of incest

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.