I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.