When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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i use dental dams

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.