after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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sit in the shower

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.