I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.