When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.