Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

I think about life problems in the shower

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.