When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.