Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Talk to my cat.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.