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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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