While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.