I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.