Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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misread flashlight

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.