Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.