I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.