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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.