I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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sit in the shower

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.