put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.