When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.