fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Being fat

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.