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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.