i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.