When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.