Pee in the shower

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Play as both sides on fifa

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.