Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.