I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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misread flashlight

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.