Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.