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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.