When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

I gotta get down of Friday

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.