Look at my poo before I flush it.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.