When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.