If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.