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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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speak proper english

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.