I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Pee in the shower.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pee in the shower.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.